Jun 28, 2017 at 8:54 PM

 

Jackie见维多利亚，Walmart的Owners  Jackie meets Victoria, Owners of Walmart

亲爱的主席，88，Jackie说你们还要我写中国，是不是又给我挖坑，赶鸭子上架? 我马上就要回去了，我可不希望我胡言乱语惹恼了谁，结果又碰见车祸. 嘿嘿嘿，我在想我这次回中国去，VPN还不知道能不能上网, 我不能保证每天能给你能发信息和有趣的网页，请你们多包涵. 啥时网络可以解禁啊，啥时付我服务费呀？ 但是我有感而发，出什么事一定会给你们写短文求助的！只是你们远在遥远阿拉斯加，如果我有事儿也爱莫能助的. 我觉得这个世界很多事情挺荒谬的.Steven 觉着我胆大，让Jackie一个人独来独往去见大人物，我回答说，那怎么办，我有什么可以拿来防范的？我心想难不成要给Jackie一把手枪吗？昨天她去见维多利亚贝克汉姆的时候，外面就有狗仔，不知道他们从哪儿打听到的消息. 那天Jackie去见苹果公司的库克时，电影院外明明白白也是停着一辆警车的，真的世界上只有一个苹果公司，只有一个库克. 他还是同性恋没有孩子，人事关系简单，更容易保护保密. 我觉得对Jackie说，他们应该专门找一个僻静的地方见面，会比较安全. Jackie听了坚决不同意，我心知肚明，她反对的原因，是因为她喜欢那些大人物送给她的礼物啊！维多利亚给她买的化妆品，很高级的口红啊，还给她钱，真谢谢维姐!NASA 给她买了护肤霜，她说要带到夏令营去，昨天Toyota, 奔驰大老板又给她买了洗浴剂，她洗完澡就开始往身上抹. Target CEO已经见了两次了呢，他很有趣也喜欢Jackie的，不光买了化妆品还有游泳衣.  不知道这一次Jackie又动什么坏脑筋，去搜刮那些大人物的“民脂民膏”，占这些大公司的便宜了. 今天回来，又是开开心心一袋baths & body works lotion.  上次她跟沃尔玛两位亿万富翁兄弟在一起，小女生不知天高地厚抱怨说，沃尔玛卖的衣服太难看了，是给乡下人穿的！结果沃尔玛的大儿子不甘受到指责，理直气壮地说，“这些衣服是我，我们这些大男孩设计的，.... ” 话还没说完呢，就被小Jackie嗤之以鼻 “Oh, no wonder...." 你们的眼睛朝天的，看了那么多世界顶级时装设计师，满脑子古怪想法的丫小句野孩子，当然看不上美国中西部农场出来的红脖子的设计了. 还好这两位亿万富翁兄弟没有生她的气.

Dear Chairman, 88, Jackie said that you want me to write about China. Did you guys dig a hole for me again and rush me to the corner? I'm going back soon, I don't want my nonsense to annoy anyone, but I got into a car accident again. Hehehe, I am thinking about my return to China, whether VPN  can go on line I can’t guarantee that I can send you messages and interesting web pages every day. Please forgive me. When can you unblock the Internet and pay my service fee? But when I feel sentimental, or something happens, I will write to you for help! It ’s just that you are far away in Alaska. If I have something, you love me but you can not help me. I think there are many things in this world that are ridiculous. Steven feels that I am bold and let Jackie go alone to see big figures. I replied, "What should I do, what can I do to prevent her?" I thought, would I have to give Jackie a pistol? Yesterday, when she went to see Victoria Beckham, there were paparazzi outside. I don’t know where they heard from. When Jackie went to see Apple ’s Cook that day, a police car was clearly parked outside the cinema. Really, there is only one Apple company and only one Cook in the world. Because he is gay and has no children, his relationship is simple and confidentiality is easier to protect. I told Jackie, they should find a secluded place specifically to meet for security reason. Jackie listened and strongly disagreed. I know that the reason for her opposition is because she likes the gifts that big figures give her! The cosmetics Victoria bought for her are very high-quality lipsticks. She even gave her  money. Thank you very much, Sister Victoria! NASA person bought her skin cream. She said she would take it to the summer camp. Yesterday, the big boss of Toyota and Mercedes-Benz bought her bath lotion again, and she started to wipe her body after bathing. Target CEO has seen her twice, he is very interesting and likes Jackie, he not only bought cosmetics but also gives her a swimming suit. I don’t know what bad brains Jackie used this time. She went to search for the “money” of those big guys and took advantage of the CEOs of these big companies. Today, when she comes back, she is happy to have a bag of baths & body works lotion. She was with Walmart ’s two billionaire brothers, and the little girl Jackie complained innocently, “The clothes Walmart sells are too ugly. That ’s for the countrymen!” As a result, Walmart ’s eldest son was reluctant to be accused and righteous, said, "These clothes were designed by me and our big boys, ..." Before they finished, they were sniffed by little Jackie "Oh, no wonder ...." After seeing so many top fashion designers in the world, and full of whimsical ideas, the wild girl, of course, despised the design of the red neck from the Midwestern American farm. Fortunately, the two Walmart billionaire brothers were not angry with her.