普京想移民四百万俄罗斯人上海  Putin wants to immigrate four million Russians to Shanghai

https://m.sohu.com/a/223030120_391464/?pvid=000115_3w_a

春节外地人都回家了，上海空荡荡，你们一定没有让普京大帝去挤地铁，

In the Spring Festival, people from other places have gone home. Shanghai is empty. It must be You did not let Putin the Great go to the subway.

https://youtu.be/RmlQT3YSZ5s

一定没有请普京大帝去十几层楼的大商场参观

It must be you have not visited Putin the Great to visit the big shopping malls of more than ten floors.

https://youtu.be/cyaOKcjVGvQ

所以，普京大帝还以为这个城市有足够的空间，可以容纳四百万俄国人的。看普京大帝那么高兴的样子，一定也是老谋深算深谋远虑。为什么要送四百万俄国人去上海了？记得去年去俄国旅游，导游跟我们说“这个星期，你可以看到你一生所看到的那么多的美女”。俄国出美女，上海江浙一带，出才子和巨贾了. 不信，就看88，马云他们好了！一定是上海帮江浙帮动的歪脑筋，想为自己和子孙选漂亮情人，婚姻对象的. 他们不好意思说出口，把普京招来让他代言的. 而且上海那么多美女，贵妇型的，青春可爱型的，才华横溢型的，普京大帝身体力行，为俄国男孩做广告，秀男性雄风. 而中国国内上亿的女孩对俄国帅哥，一定是心向往之地追星！普京大帝的如意算盘是，把这些女孩子娶来，生儿育女，再带回俄国！同时让那些嫁中国高贵权势家族的俄国美女，说服老公到俄国去投资. 你看人财兼得！俄国远东那一大片土地，现在闲置着，没有人去发挥功能，白白地出租给中国人吧，心里有一点不放心。先放四百万俄国人来上海收获人心和建立人脉，后面的投资、人才就源源而来了！将来孩子们的血脉里流淌着俄国人的血，千万人会跟俄国有千丝万缕的联系，普京大帝放心得很。只有FBI头子脑子有病, 把所有中国人都看成间谍，或者门罗主义, 美洲只是美洲人的美洲. 他们搞不懂人性最重要的心理，就是人在哪里过日子，就一定为那里添砖加瓦，因为这是他们的家！亲爱的习主席，88，俄国有那么多美女要来了，你们这些大佬们，会不会对我们这些大妈不屑一顾了？我开始心慌了。普京大帝答应给我们娘儿俩五亩土地，88，不给我工作，到时候我们就随众去那边种菜去！嘿嘿

Therefore, Putin also thought that the city had enough space to accommodate four million Russians. Seeing that Putin, the Great is so happy, he must be far-sighted and well considerate. Why send four million Russians to Shanghai? I remember going to Russia last year, the tour guide told us, "This week, you can see so many beautiful women you have ever seen in your life." Russia has beautiful women, Shanghai, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, out of the talent and giants. Do not believe? Just look at 88, Jack Ma, they are good! It must be bad ideas from Shanghai and Jiangsu and Zhejiang gangs. They want to choose beautiful lovers and marriage objects for themselves and their children. They are embarrassed to speak out, so Putin is invited to speak for them.  And there are so many beautiful women and noble ladies in Shanghai, all kinds, lady-type, youthful and lovely, talented, Putin the Great does marketing in person, advertising Russian boys, show male glory. And China's domestic billion girls to the Russian handsome men, must be like full hearts chasing stars! The wishful thinking of Putin the Great is to marry these girls, have children, and bring them back to Russia! At the same time, let those Russian beauties who married the noble family of China convinced their husbands to invest in Russia. You see both family and finance are beneficial!  The vast land of the Russian Far East is now idle, and no one is going to make it functional now. If Russia just leases it out to the Chinese, it may feel   uncomfortable.  Putting four million Russians first to come to Shanghai to gain people's hearts and build connections, the investment and talents behind them will follow! In the future, the blood of the Russians will flow in the blood of the children, and thousands of people will have inextricably linked with Russia. Putin is very relieved and comfortable. Only the head of the FBI is sick, treat all Chinese as spies. Or follow Monoecism “ The Americas are only the Americas of the Americans”. They don’t understand the most important psychology of human nature, that is, where people live, they must contribute to it. Because this is their home! Dear President Xi, 88, there are so many Russian beauty coming, are you guys dismiss our aunts? I started to panic.  Putin the Great promised to give our mother and daughter each five acres of land, 88, if you do not give me work, then we will go there to grow vegetables! Hehe