https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82F2UqhQiDY

著名的王府井小吃  Famous Wangfujing snacks

这就是著名的王府井小吃街, president Zeman, 所有你想要吃的“黑”料理都在里面. 坚决建议Uncle Vladimir and president Zeman 去那边逛一下，普京大帝是世界闻名遐迩的勇士，应该尝试一下蝎子，泽曼总统可以试一下蚕蛹，那可是像虾仁一样很香的。听说泽曼不喜欢吃猪血汤，对呀，欧洲人很少吃内脏的。给他一点别的比如说炒肝什么的，为啥吓唬他？留学的时候听过一个故事，一位同学请他的外国好友期末考后去吃中国菜，吃的是溜肥肠。菜端上来，外国朋友看了，不知道是什么，一问是猪膓子，要知道在外国人心目中，Intestine，那是很忌讳肮脏的东西。他看着，心里一直闹别扭不敢下筷子。中国学生说，吃吧，很好吃，我保证没问题。结果那位外国人动了筷子，吃了一个，又一个，最后一盘全部干掉了. 过不久，那位外国友人又带他的朋友来这家餐馆，也是外国人。两个小年青，别的什么都不点，就点溜肥肠, 也是风卷残云给消灭了. 你看中国的溜肥肠深入人心。不知道泽曼总统有没有这个胆量和兴趣也尝一尝。哈哈哈 我想如果他年轻的话，也许会喜欢的。可是你们的丫小句Jackie，每天吃汉堡和墨西哥餐，连吃炸薯条都吃得津津有味. 跑到中国去听说吃麦当劳，高兴得眼泪都留出来，真沒治了! 亲爱的习主席，88，我从到美国那天开始，家里边就不买米了. 一是没有车，25磅的米没法买. 二是没有煮饭机，要待在边上看着烧饭, 没时间。你们想象得出, 我们这些人要跟外国人拍拖, 交朋友, 结婚有多难的。好了，结果因为吃不惯中国菜，普京大帝和泽曼总统都自己带吃的东西来。多促气啊！我觉得国内的超市卖外国食品的还不是很多，可是你们中南海厨房里应该至少有几个会烧欧式菜的人吧？比如牛排，煎鱼，蛋饼，omelet很容易弄的。还让客人自己带吃的，主人不觉得丢脸吗？ 亲爱的习主席，88，我是正经八百给你们建议，以后来客会越来越多的，你们是不是应该有一个专门的场所，多准备些住房，有一个大概的计划， 把可能的节目所需要相关的人物的道具，服装，食物等等，提前准备一下，或者进口一些冰冻起来. 比如熏鲑鱼，起士，欧式火腿，香肠，鹅肝酱，酒什么的. 对了，现在是冬天，银装素裹的长城一定很美丽。多秀一点好的美的，也好让我们这些人心动眼馋。这是无法诉说的，无法忘怀的乡愁啊，呜咽.

This is the famous Wangfujing Snack Street. President Zeman, where all the "black" dishes you want to eat are inside. Resolutely recommend Uncle Vladimir and president Zeman to go there, Putin the Great is a world-renowned warrior, you should try a scorpion, President Zeman can try the cocoon, which is as delicious as shrimp. I heard that Zeman doesn't like to eat pig blood soup. No, Europeans rarely eat viscera. Give him something else, such as fried liver, why to scare him? When I was studying abroad, I heard a story. A Chinese classmate asked his foreign friends to go to the Chinese restaurant after the final exam, and he ordered the fat intestine. The dish came up, foreign friends saw it, didn't know what it was. Asked, it was pig intestine. You know in the eyes of foreigners, intestine, that was very dirty things.  He looked at it, and he felt awkward and didn't dare to put chopsticks. Chinese students said, “eat, it's delicious, I promise no problem”. As a result, the foreigner moved the chopsticks, ate one, and the other one, and the last one was all finished. Soon after, the foreign friend brought his friend to the restaurant, also a foreigner. Two youngsters, nothing else, just ordered the fat intestines, but also like wind blowing clouds, all are wiped out. You see China's slippery intestines get deep into the hearts of the people. I don't know if President Zeman has this guts and interest also to taste it. Hahaha I think if he is young, he might like it. But your little Jackie, eats burgers and Mexican meals every day, and even eats French fries. She went to China eating McDonald's, she was so happy that her tears coming out! I really can change it! Dear President Xi, 88, from the day I arrived in the United States, I wouldn’t buy rice at home. First, I had no car, 25 pounds of rice, I can’t buy. Second, there was no rice-cooker. I had to stay on the side and watch the cooking. I had no time. You can imagine that we want to date with foreigners, make friends, and how difficult it is to get married. Ok, the result is that because they don’t take Chinese food, both Putin and Zeman have to bring their own food. What a shame! I think there are not many domestic supermarkets selling foreign foods, but should you have at least a few people who cook European dishes in Zhongnanhai kitchen? For example, steak, fried fish, quiche, omelet is easy to make. Also let the guests bring their own food, the owner does not feel shameful? Dear President Xi, 88, I am serious about giving you advice. There will be more and more visitors in the future. Do you have a special place to prepare more houses? There is a general plan to advance the props, clothing, food, etc. of the relevant characters that may be needed for the program. Prepare it, or import some frozen. For example, smoked salmon, cheese, European ham, sausage, foie gras, wine or something. Right, now is the winter, the Great Wall, which is wrapped in silver, must be beautiful. Show more beautiful, let us heartbeat be envious. This is unspeakable, unforgettable homesickness, sobbing.