见面互动才能建立真正的友谊 Meeting and interacting can build true friendship

亲爱的主席，88，今天Jackie去见了匈牙利总统.这是现任的总统大人啊，还有德国工会主席做过临时总理的，更有法国以前的总理，他们都是政坛大人物.不出我所料，星巴克CEO一坐下来就大谈南加的温暖和阳光呀.于是我就好奇怪，亲爱的主席，88，为什么只派Jackie做你们的代表去跟这些企业家和世界领袖们见面呢？在世界政坛，亲爱的主席，88，和Jackie是铁三角三人组合，举世闻名的.彭妈妈大李哥，甚至有时候我客串跑龙套，你们真的一定要猫在阿拉斯加的天涯海角来跟全球连线吗？你们不能够住到南加州来吗？你们可以去这边的北圣地亚哥军事基地，或者是卡特琳娜岛.如果想跟世界领袖和精英们见面，直升机飞过来就是了. 大家要见面才有意思啊，见了面一起喝酒,聊天,互动才能建立真正的友谊呀. 大家在一起拥抱过的，哈哈大笑的，拍过肩膀的，感受到体温的友谊，才会长久啊. 你们每天在VR里帮Jackie做家庭作业，偶尔跟那些大头们电话交流，哪比得上Jackie社交达人的丰富社交生活，她每每穿的漂漂亮亮地去骗吃骗喝，妖冶惑众，跳舞弹琴。想象一下如果你们跟Jackie在一起，跟那些领袖们见面，“招摇撞骗”所向无敌闯世界，摆开八仙桌招待十六方.尤其是在北半球风雪交加冰天雪地的时候，你们到阳光灿烂温暖轻松的南加州来，又可以下海玩水，上山去森林，还可以开一小时车去滑雪，或者在一起玩乐器，跳舞，烤肉，大人小孩叽歪乱叫，那多开心啊？在这里Malibu山上去买一个庄园，或者Palos Verde封闭社区一大片土地上的庄园， 在其中养马.还可以让小孩子到这边来上学，可以请我帮你们看房子. 这些事好容易就能搞定了. 在里边建有一排客房，任何时候世界各地的客人都可以来呀，住什么旅馆呀？要向川普学习呀。亲爱的主席，88，你们后面的 T&B不太会做生意，没想着好好长期招待吧？那我来替你们策划好不好？

 

Dear Chairman, 88, Jackie went to meet with the President of Hungary today. This is the current President, and the President of the German Trade Union who was the interim Prime Minister, and the former Prime Minister of France. They are all political figures. It is expected that the Starbucks CEO talked about the warmth and sunshine of Southern California as soon as he sat down. So I was surprised, Dear Chairman, 88, why only send Jackie as your representative to meet these entrepreneurs and world leaders? In World Political Forum, Dear Chairman, 88, and Jackie is a trio, the world-famous.  Peng Mama and Brother Li, even sometimes as a guest performer, do you really have to hide in the corners of Alaska to connect with the world? Can't you stay in Southern California? You can go to the North San Diego military base here, or Catalina Island. If you want to meet the world leaders and elites, the helicopter will fly over. It’s fun to meet everyone, drink, chat, and interact together. Only when you hug, laugh, pat  shoulders, and feel  body temperature will the friendship last long. You help Jackie do homework in VR every day, occasionally with those big figures  talking over the phone, which could not be compared to the rich social life of Jackie, she often wears beautifully to cheat for food, confuse the crowd, dance and play the piano. Imagine if you were with Jackie, meeting with the leaders, "swaggering and deceiving" the invincible to enter the world, set up a table of eight immortals to entertain the sixteen parties. Especially when the northern hemisphere is snowy and cold, you come to the sunny, warm and relaxing Southern California. You can go to the sea to play in the water, go up the mountain to the forest, you can also drive for an hour to go skiing, or play musical instruments together, dance, barbecue, adults and children scream, how happy? Go here to buy a manor on the Malibu mountain, or a manor on a large piece of land in the Palos Verde gated community, where you can raise horses. You can also let children come to school here, you can ask me to help you look after the properties. These things are so easy  to be done. There is a row of guest rooms in it. Guests from all over the world can come at any time. No hotel you need to stay in. We must learn from Trump. Dear Chairman, 88, the T&B behind you are not very good at doing business. Didn't you think about long-term hospitality? I'll plan for you, OK?