标题: What My Parents Taught Me [打印本页] 作者: ace 时间: 2013-4-13 07:34 标题: What My Parents Taught Me 1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My Parents taught me RELIGION_*.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My Parents taught me LOGIC_*.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC_*.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT_*.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My Parents taught me IRONY_*.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My Parents taught me about CONTORTION-ISM_*.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My Parents taught me about STAMINA_* ..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My Parents taught me about WEATHER_*.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY_*.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."
14. My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My Parents taught me about ENVY_*.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION_*.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My Parents taught me about RECEIVING_*..
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My Parents taught me _**_ESP_*.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My Parents taught me HUMOR_.*
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My Parents taught me GENETICS_*.
"You're just like your father."
23. *_My Parents taught me about my ROOTS_*.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Parents taught me WISDOM_*.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite:
25. My Parents taught me about JUSTICE_*.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"*
But, there is one missing from this list ~~ oh yes, one even I remember
from way back then ........
26. My Parents taught me about CHOICE_*.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"